Nikki Glaser compares Taylor Swift concerts to cocaine: "Luckily I can afford both."

Comedian Nikki Glaser has attended Taylor Swift's Eras Tour 17 times, totaling about 60 hours.

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Glaser compared the dopamine rush from Swift's concerts to cocaine, joking she can afford both.

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She schedules her own tour breaks to see Swift perform, never missing a bathroom break, possibly wearing a diaper.

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Glaser likens seeing Swift live to seeing The Beatles in the 1960s, considering Swift one of the best performers ever.

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Her Beatles comparison has irked her Beatles-fan father, but he was moved to tears at a Swift concert.

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Glaser acknowledges her privilege in attending multiple concerts and often receives "Must be nice!" comments online.

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She unapologetically enjoys the experience, affirming, "Yeah, it is."

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Glaser sees her frequent concert attendance as a unique and historic experience.

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